We've all been there. You tell someone the story of how you cut your finger at Dairy Queen, then they tell you how they once got a 9 inch scar from pulling an infant from a burning building. You mention the Chili's gift certificate you got at work for selling the most staplers, he tells you he owns a multi-million dollar corporation and hasn't had to work in years. You can enjoy this shirt whether you're the one-upper or the victim...